Get Pumped!
When I found out that Nintendo was planning on releasing a new Super Mario Brothers for the Wii, I was pretty ecstatic. Nintendo has done a great job with the previous New Super Mario Bros. for the DS, and Super Mario Galaxy for the Wii is the 3rd best game of all time according to the review aggregator Gamerankings.com, so it was assumed that this game would be fantastic as well. News slowly leaked out about how great this game was, and a huge surprise was the fact that it would be the first Mario title to allow true simultaneous multiplayer. In fact, it seems that all news pertaining to the game has been examining this new facet of the game. However, I think that there are four other things that people should be talking about with less than two weeks remaining until the game’s release.
The Return of the Koopalings
Many of us who grew up playing Super Mario 3 and Super Mario World, not to mention the awesome cartoon shows based on the games, remember the Koopalings as Bowser’s mysterious, apparently motherless, children. Those of you who don’t, should probably watch this informational video:
That’s right, they’ve got badass magic wands and airships. What more could you ask for?? For some reason, these fantastic characters were replaced in later Mario games by this pathetic excuse of a creature:
Oh cool, a bib.
Sweet, just what I’ve always wanted to do, fight a baby. Bowser Jr. is probably the most pathetic excuse for a villain I’ve ever seen. Luckily for us, Nintendo is bringing back the Koopalings in all of their newly 3D glory:
So much cooler
I’m a little too excited about this, and even though they’re sharing the stage with Bowser Jr, I’m quite confident that fighting them will be just as satisfying as it was back in 1993.
The Penguin Suit
I don’t really understand why, but nerds love penguins. A solid percent of the shirts of shirt.woot.com are penguin related (see here here and here) and the mascot of the Linux kernel is Tux. Why wouldn’t we be excited for Mario being able to turn into a penguin?? This seems long overdue. Not to mention, Mario hasn’t had a good underwater travel suit since the frog suit of Super Mario 3. I’m excited to slide around and destroy a few goombas (and Luigi if he gets in my way).
The Difficulty is Through the Roof
According to several sources, Nintendo is taking the kid’s gloves off this time around – sort of anyways.
I've been training for this for 20 years now.
Apparently Nintendo has decided to reward hardcore gamers who have stuck by their system. The New Super Mario Bros. Wii is apparently, by far, the most difficult game in the series to date. After complaints about the simplicity of previous Mario games, this comes as welcome news, and it also alleviates concerns about the game’s “Super Guide” feature where the player lets the game’s A.I. finish a level for them if they’ve failed repeatedly. This opens the door for all kinds of good natured ribbing at your friends who have to use this feature to finish the game. Considering many of us have probably played previous Mario games so many times that we have to find ways to challenge ourselves, all this talk of teeth grinding difficulty gets me all riled up. Nintendo’s “Super Guide” feature allows hardcore gamers to sink their teeth into a difficult game without alienating any eight year olds or moms.
The Music
It’s certainly premature to cast definitive votes about the music and sound effects in the game, but from the videos thus far, it sounds great. Give it a listen yourself, and start counting down the days to the release:
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Dude, those sound effects are golden!!! I love good sound effects
I’ve gotten flack for it before, but Mario 3 was the single greatest game of all time. It was a perfect match of innovation, tradition, adventure, and playability. I really cannot tell you how much I love that game. It was like my second little brother growing up, and much more fun to play with. So, when I say that this new Mario might just be all I loved about Mario 3 and more, it is a serious admission of the potential this game has. Thank the Nintendo gods that there is finally a game that might grasp at the glory that is Mario 3. Despite the successes of future Mario titles, all I really wanted was to play new Mario 3 levels. Squirting things with water pistols and playing with gravity was methadone for a full blown heroine addict; it just aint the same.
So, I have a proposition. For Thanksgiving, the four nerds will return to their hometown from the disparate corners of the earth. As the stars aligned for Hank Morgan, so shall they again for the four nerds. This game comes out just before Thanksgiving, and I purpose we review it for the masses. Let them know the love I knew; let them see the wonder in a child’s eye. For the poor deprived childeren of this age need a Mario 3, and it is a moral mandate that Nintendo provides.
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