A List
I wanted to make a list because we have a list category on this blog, but I couldnt decide on a topic for the list. So, I just decided to make a list of list topics. If you want to see an actual list of any of the topics just let me know.
1. The most annoying puzzles ever put into video games
2. The douchiest foods
3. Meaningless distinctions
4. Uniforms that used to be masculine but now just look gay
5. Pornstars with alliterative names
6. Words that did not exist 50 years ago
7. Technology the world could do without
8. The most geometric landmarks
9. People I would like to see in an argument with Rain Man
10. The gayest prime numbers
11. Goofiest serial killers
12. The best things to put alcohol in
13. Euphemisms that aren’t
14. Superheroines I would have sex with
15. Best ways to die
16. Classic books that actually suck but no one is willing to say it
17. Zombie videogames that still managed to suck
18. Things that are easier to talk about drunk
19. The best things about a Ruben
20. Good places for a breakup
21. Funny combinations of animals
22. Reasons to wear a bolo or a beret (but never both)
23. Grammatical rules that changed the world
24. Why baseball cards are no longer even as cool as Pokemon cards
25. Fads that we knew were bad even at the time but participated in regardless
26. The nerdiest shows on television
27. Millionaires I would mail glitter-filled letters to
28. Songs to make love to
29. Why it is difficult to figure out when to end a list of lists
30. The satisfactory nature of numbers that are multiples of ten